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ANTIBODY? - against everyone ARTERY - the study of fine paintings ASPHYXIA - get a "Butt Job" BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria BENIGN - what you be after you be eight BOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,u CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker playing CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty CHRONIC - neck of a crow COMA - punctuation mark CORTIZONE - area around local courthouse CYST - short for sister DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose DILATE - the late British princess DISLOCATION - in this place DUODENUM - couple in jeans ENEMA - not a friend FALSE LABOR - pretending to work FECES - nasty countenance GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl GENES - blue denim GROIN - to mash to a pulp / smile HERNIA - she is close by IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known LABOR PAIN - hurt at work LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss LYMPH - walk unsteadily MENOPAUSE - I no wait MICROBES - small dressing gowns OBESITY - city of Obe P...

An eyelash or simply lash is one of the hairs that grow at the edge of the eyelid. Eyelashes protect the eye from debris and perform some of the same function as whiskers do on a cat or a mouse in the sense that they are sensitive to being touched, thus providing a warning that an object (such as an insect or dust mite) is near the eye (which is then closed reflexively). Wonder how she is going to see this beautiful world with that long eyelashes. Er, girl, do you comb it everyday? Be careful not to hurt your eyes and oh, tie it with a ribbon…it will look pretty nice.

Heart Line Placement: Upper Palm The heart line runs horizontally across the upper part of your palm. Basic Heart Line Meanings: • Long Line: Idealistic, Dependent on partner• Short Line: Self-centered• Deep Line: Stressful• Faint Line: Sensitive Nature, Weak Heart• Straight Line: Intense Feelings• Curved Line: Intellectual Bent• Broken Line: Troubled relationships• Chained Line: Intertwined relationships, Karmic relationships• Forked Line: Heartbreak, Divorce• Absent Line: Ruthlessness, Logic rules the heart Head Line placement: Middle of the Palm The head line represents intellect and reasoning. Basic Head Line Meanings:• Long Line: Ambitious• Short Line: Intelligent, Intuitive• Deep Line: Excellent Memory• Faint Line: Poor Memory• Straight Line: Materialistic• Broken Line: Disappointment• Chained Line: Mental Confusion• Forked Line: Career Change• Double Line: Talented, Inspired by a Muse• Absent Line: Laziness, Mental Imbalance Life Line Placement: Mid to Lower Palm The life ...

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1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart. 2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology. 3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship' s over.) 4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys. 5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt. 6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them. 7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok? 8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently. 9. If a girl starts...

Leaders aren't born, they are made. And they are made just like anything else, through hard work. And that's the price we'll have to pay to achieve that goal, or any goal. - Vince Lombardi ================= Why wish for the privilege of living your past left again? You can begin a new one every morning. by Robert Quillen ================== The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise man grows it under his foot. - James Oppenheim ====================== The future belongs to the competent. It belongs to those who are very, very good at what they do. It does not belong to the well meaning. - Brian Tracy ==================== If you want to learn to swim, jump into the water. On dry land, no frame of mind is ever going to help you. - by Bruce Lee