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How you get undressed reveals your personality

1) If you throw your clothes all over the place, you are a friendly, life-of-the- party type. You are free with your thoughts and opinions, not caring much about what others think of you. Your parents might think your room looks like a cyclone hit it? But it actually represents your happy, individualistic nature! 2) If you remove each piece of clothing and put it away carefully, you are a serious person who likes her life to be very calm. You are comfortable with routine, and you believe that the best way to deal with life's problems is to prevent them in the first place. You are a perfectionist. By nature you are quite shy. You are bservant and you know more about some people than they think, just because you've watched them. You are dependable and sometimes intense. You think carefully before making decisions. You go about your tasks methodically, with concentration. You know how to pay attention. 3) If you take off the shirt, and ten minutes later get around to the pants,

Kiss fun!

Wait until your boss turns his back and kiss your colleague for as long as you can! Keep the left mouse button pressed to kiss.

Happy Valentine’s Day

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Happy Valentine’s Day Hame tumse love hai, please refuse na karna. ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai please ise fuse na karna Hai dil main tamanna ye baki abhi, Ke humpe kabhi wo karange karam. In saanso pe hai bas ikhtiyaar unka Bas uski hi khatir hum lete hain dum. Dosti ko bhulana fitrat nahin hamari, apse dur rehna majboori hain hamari, jeene ke liye sirf sans kafee nahin, aap ka hona bhi jaroorat hain hamari. Dil doondta hai tumhe yahin kahin bata toh doh miloge tum ya nahi Ek talash main hoon aaj bhi Mil sako toh mil jana kabhi yahin !! GOD created good heart, I got it. HE created good Brain, I got it. HE created good Face, I got it. HE created good friend : BUT this time u got it. TRUE NA..... No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine’s Day

I love you in 100 languages---

English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumen Bambara - M'bi fe Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee) Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a Catalan - T'estimo Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse Chichewa - Ndimakukonda Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) Creol - Mi aime jou Croatian - Volim te Czech - Miluji te Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig Dutch - Ik hou van jou Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien) Esperanto - Mi amas vin Estonian - Ma armastan sind Ethiopian - Afgreki' Faroese - Eg elski teg Farsi - Doset daram Filipino - Mahal kita Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore Frisian - Ik hâld fan dy Gaelic - T

Tell Her

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The 6 Keys to Success

1. Attitude Bloom where you are planted. You have a choice to get back up after temporary set backs. Attitude is a small thing that makes a big difference! 2. Direction If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there. Write your short term goals down on paper. I have discovered and continue to discover that putting your dreams and goals down on paper lock in or focus your belief that they can be achieved--even if you have to take a course correction in achieving your goals. Success comes in cans, failure comes in can'ts. 3. Values Explore what is important to you. Maybe it is family, friends, your spirituality or working hard at any given task. I can assure you that your priorities will change as you grow older. Very important that you value yourself and treat yourself like the valuable gift from God that you are. 4. Interests Birds of a feather flock together. This is to say that if you are hanging around winners or others with a "can do&quo

Why Guys Like Girls

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1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder 3. How cute they look when they sleep 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world 6. How cute they are when they eat 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth 11. How cute they are when they argue 12. The way her hand always finds yours 13. The way they smile 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later.... 16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them 17.

Net Dharma

Krishna: Arjun , Try to respect the e-mails of your elders . Arjun: But Vasudev, how dare I send junk mails to my honorable elders who are logged on to honorable domains ? Krishna: Paarth, at this moment they neither are your friend nor your foes. They are mere mail-users. So follow your Net-dharma. Logon and send dozens of junk mails. This is your Karma and this alone is your Dharma. Arjun: Murari ! After seeing all this , I feel like resigning from Software Industry itself. Krishna: Bandhu, it seems you are caught in a vicious circle of Maaya. In this material world you have none and you are commited to none. Junk mails have existed before you came to this world and shall remain long after you are gone. Rise above this Maaya and perform your duty. Just keep sending junk mails. Arjun: But Devaki Nandan............! Krishna: Victory or failure is not in your hands. So stop pondering about results. Don't waste your knowledge on the junk shastra bestowed by your Gu

Good Morning!

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Good Morning, I'm your angel; Let's start this brand new day! I'll add a bit of heaven, to help you on your way. I'll help you open sleepy eyes, enable you to see, sunshine-jewels in morning light, so priceless, yet they're free. I'll cause the morning birds to sing, and then I'll take their songs, and place them all into your heart... to cheer you all day long. I'll help you find your lost car keys, the work that you brought home... and as your walking out the door, you won't go out alone. For I'll be right beside you... breathe deep, you'll feel me here. I'm that invigorating tingle, held in the morning air. As you go about your day, Please know that this is true... There's nothing you can't overcome, For I'll be there with you.

Stages of Life

Obama after applying Fair and Lovely

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