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ENJOY THE SHAYRI'S Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ... Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter .... .. . Waah! Waah! . . Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ... Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ... . . Waah! Waah! . .. Aatma Chhod Gayii Sha

Eleven Hints for Life! Do you want funny Mails? 1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. 2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. 3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. 4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. 5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. 6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too ! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must have been given your share ! HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend ! HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out! HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time! HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go and see a film? SHE: I've already seen it! HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together? SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck ! HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before? SHE: Yes, that's

Value in the giving There have been times when the kindness of another person has Changed your life for the better. And it's easy to see thatKindness has the power to reach far beyond itself. In the most difficult of moments, kindness heals and Reassures. Kindness gives comfort, and hope where there was None before. Kindness can inspire confidence. It changes for the better The perspective of those it touches. When you seek to make a difference, kindness is a great Place to start. Just the simple desire to give it is all you Really must have. So give kindness, freely and without hesitation. Whether you Get it back does not really even matter, for its true value Is in the giving. Live with kindness, and you'll always see life's very best Possibilities. For in kindness, is the heart of who you Truly are. HAVE A NICE DAY

Whatever your cross, Whatever your pain, There will always be sunshine, After the rain... Perhaps you may stumble, Perhaps even fall, But God's always ready, To answer your call... He knows every heartache, Sees every tear, A word from His lips, Can calm every fear... Your sorrows may linger, Throughout the night, But suddenly vanish, In dawn's early light... The Savior is waiting, Somewhere above, To give you His grace, And send you His love... Whatever your cross, Whatever your pain, "God always sends rainbows... After the rain...